checking locations

[abcdef]

now most guys with a sane mind would do this

not this chap

him : can i please have a outcall to aldershot
me : hardly as im in scotland
him : the distance is no problem, could u be here in 2 hrs
me : u are absolutely right, i have a F1 jet outside, i'll be there in less than half a hour
him : pauses are u taking the piss
me : what do u think

[Gentleman_Paul]

record the audio & get it on youtube, please.

[SassyAnn]

Excellent Lolo!

[iluvjem]

now most guys with a sane mind would do this

You'd think so wouldn't you?!

I'm also in Scotland

I've been asked for a booking at Bristol airport (with about an hours notice)

I hung up on a guy in Manchester who text back saying he;d pay for a taxi (i still didnt think he'd worked out where i was though)

I got a text asking if I could visit a certain hotel, I didnt recognise the name (yes I get about but even I dont know ALL the hotels ), when I couldnt find it on googlemaps I asked him for a road name....oh yes it was in London

[Freddo]

now most guys with a sane mind would do this

not this chap

him : can i please have a outcall to aldershot
me : hardly as im in scotland
him : the distance is no problem, could u be here in 2 hrs
me : u are absolutely right, i have a F1 jet outside, i'll be there in less than half a hour
him : pauses are u taking the piss
me : what do u think

Have you really got a F1 outside Lolo

If so you could pop down here for a while
I will pick you up from the airport so don't worry you won't have to eject when you are over my house as that would be such a waste of your jet and you would soon run out of jets if you had to eject when you have reached your destination

[SassyAnn]

Neighbourhood clean up charges would be huge too.

[Freddo]

Neighbourhood clean up charges would be huge too.

I nearly typed ejaculate instead of eject now that could have been a little messy

[SassyAnn]

With Lolo, I'm sure. Get your mind out of the gutter Freddo.

[Freddo]

With Lolo, I'm sure. Get your mind out of the gutter Freddo.

I will try Ann but I might need some help

[abcdef]

oh freddo keep your mind in the gutter pretty please