The Private Club

[mrrobot]

This is the only post from this account, I MAY stick around to answer any responses but I’m not going to engage in any further discussions. I want to remain anonymous, as it’s easy to develop identifiable characteristics when you contribute in forums.
My time at the Private Club
I am never going to set foot in this place ever again!
It was so bad, I’m actually annoyed that I wasted £80 for this, lesson learnt… 

The best place I ever been to and wish it was still open was the Tudor Lounge Club, that place was ACE! I never truly appreciated it until it closed, had I known, I would have gone weekly!
I’m out *mic drop*

[Ana_X]

£80 to get into what sounds like club that's swinger friendly - when you're uncomfortable with other peoples confidence and sexuality, where you're on a promise of three women who are working that night but you degrade them all over the place and wonder why the energy isn't there on their part - They're not there for you to fall in love with, they're there to fuck.........

Sounds like you've been really hard done by.

[JAKKILOUISE]

Give the R3tro Club in Walsall a try

I myself go along there

[Nova70]

Sorry you had a shit time Mr R, can't say the party scene has any real appeal for me as one cock in the room is enough but I've read a few reviews for LMP etc and on the whole those who attend seem to enjoy it. Photoshopped, fake or pictures that are two decades old are unfortunately things we will always have to suffer but that doesn't mean we can't have a good whinge about them, as for other "punters" telling you how much they enjoyed the experience well many of those who organise parties or run Escort Agencies learned long ago how to infiltrate forums in order to promote themselves, it's really not that difficult is it...........just create two or three accounts and use one to validate the claims of the other.

As for your description of the experience I think you may have been hoping for too much if you expected to enjoy lots of one on one time with the women, again I'm only going on what I've read but I believe the etiquette dictates that if another guy approaches while your on the job and the girl is happy to take care of him as well then he hasn't broken any rules, remember it is supposed to be an orgy and he wants to get his money's worth just like you and the fact that your uncomfortable with another man's tackle in close proximity is obviously going to be a problem when that happens.

So what did you prefer about this other place you mentioned ?, was there a higher girl to guy ratio or did they have rooms set aside for one on one encounters, where are the other former patrons of that place getting their fix now, perhaps posting a few information requests on forums may help you find out, don't let this experience get you down because as I'm sure you know already paying for sex has always been and always will be a roller coaster ride so here's to next time, I hope you find what your looking for.

[sarahxxx]

He is probably more annoyed and frustrated with himself for going back the second time, stupid people do stupid things...

This guy seems to think he is something special, above everybody else

@Nova70 You are right, there are many fake reviews on sites, but the genuine reviews are easy to spot, as they are from people that also contribute other reviews etc and should a place have a bad reputation, I am sure it would have plenty of bad reviews about it.

Sarah x x x

[mrrobot]

£80 to get into what sounds like club that's swinger friendly - when you're uncomfortable with other peoples confidence and sexuality, where you're on a promise of three women who are working that night but you degrade them all over the place and wonder why the energy isn't there on their part - They're not there for you to fall in love with, they're there to fuck.........

Sounds like you've been really hard done by.

Look pal, its not a swinger friendly front, its a sex club, Ill give your ignorance a miss, as you mentioned "it sounds like a club..." which suggests you dont know anything about it, best thing to do, is not be so opinionated on something you dont know much about.

Secondly, I didnt walk into that place to fall in love...

Thirdly, I dont know if your closing sentence was sarcasm.

[mrrobot]

He is probably more annoyed and frustrated with himself for going back the second time, stupid people do stupid things...

This guy seems to think he is something special, above everybody else

@Nova70 You are right, there are many fake reviews on sites, but the genuine reviews are easy to spot, as they are from people that also contribute other reviews etc and should a place have a bad reputation, I am sure it would have plenty of bad reviews about it.

Sarah x x x

Yeah yeah, go ahead and discount my bad review as a one off... by all means, that place might be perfect for you and everyone else.

I dont think Im something special.. Btw I have read the handful of reviews myself from UKPunting and it was the positive reviews I saw, which motivated me.

[mrrobot]

Sorry you had a shit time Mr B, can't say the party scene has any real appeal for me as one cock in the room is enough but I've read a few reviews for LMP etc and on the whole those who attend seem to enjoy it. Photoshopped, fake or pictures that are two decades old are unfortunately things we will always have to suffer but that doesn't mean we can't have a good whinge about them, as for other "punters" telling you how much they enjoyed the experience well many of those who organise parties or run Escort Agencies learned long ago how to infiltrate forums in order to promote themselves, it's really not that difficult is it...........just create two or three accounts and use one to validate the claims of the other.

As for your description of the experience I think you may have been hoping for too much if you expected to enjoy lots of one on one time with the women, again I'm only going on what I've read but I believe the etiquette dictates that if another guy approaches while your on the job and the girl is happy to take care of him as well then he hasn't broken any rules, remember it is supposed to be an orgy and he wants to get his money's worth just like you and the fact that your uncomfortable with another man's tackle in close proximity is obviously going to be a problem when that happens.

So what did you prefer about this other place you mentioned ?, was there a higher girl to guy ratio or did they have rooms set aside for one on one encounters, where are the other former patrons of that place getting their fix now, perhaps posting a few information requests on forums may help you find out, don't let this experience get you down because as I'm sure you know already paying for sex has always been and always will be a roller coaster ride so here's to next time, I hope you find what your looking for.

I appreciate your reply as it wasnt sarcastic, to the point and genuine. 

I wasnt aware of agencies/individuals writing up faux threads to promote positive reivews to be honest, but I think its obvious and makes sense. I know if I had a business I might have done so myself. 

Yeah I suppose I see where youre coming from with regards to "remember it is supposed to be an orgy and he wants to get his money's worth just like you and the fact that your uncomfortable with another man's tackle in close proximity is obviously going to be a problem when that happens." but do remember the first time, they were a few feet away, this time they were inches.. As a straight guy, come on now... do i have to make it any more clearer? lol

The TLC club was the best, they had set ratios, the girls were really hot, it was a posher place, host took care of you. I suppose from starting off in a place like that, it set the bar on a certain level. The former patrons of that place are based in London, a place called the phonix club I think. Its invite only sort of thing, which isnt a problem, but im not a resident of LANDAAAN!

[Ana_X]

£80 to get into what sounds like club that's swinger friendly - when you're uncomfortable with other peoples confidence and sexuality, where you're on a promise of three women who are working that night but you degrade them all over the place and wonder why the energy isn't there on their part - They're not there for you to fall in love with, they're there to fuck.........

Sounds like you've been really hard done by.

Look pal, its not a swinger friendly front, its a sex club, Ill give your ignorance a miss, as you mentioned "it sounds like a club..." which suggests you dont know anything about it, best thing to do, is not be so opinionated on something you dont know much about.

Secondly, I didnt walk into that place to fall in love...

Thirdly, I dont know if your closing sentence was sarcasm.

Hi pal. Given you didn't link to it's website, or an information splash page about what the Private Club actually is, how is anyone supposed to know? Where is it? Which country/city/county? An adultwork search for 'the private club' brought up nothing, so I was taking a stab in the dark. Actually pal, I do know a thing or five about sex clubs - it's just the ones I'm clued in on are swinger and sexuality friendly. Unlike the place you've been where by the sounds of it you want to be given a bargepole and a portable privacy cubicle when you walk in through the door.

Secondly, good, because that'd be stupid. Just go, get your rubbered end wet and be chill with people. No need for the hate.

Thirdly - of course it was. You come across like a petulant child who wants a multi girl escort booking service off the back of two digits.

[grendel1]

Visiting a place like that would not be my cup of tea either. Calling the girls "bitches" and the guys "faggots" says more about you and why you had a bad experience than the place or the other people there. You didn't belong there just as I wouldn't.

There is bound to be bodily fluids flying everywhere, so a bit of splashback is gonna happen at some point.

Fair play for going twice, (try everything once, then do it again just to make sure lol) you can then say for definite that you didn't like it, put it down to experience and move on to what you do like