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mine was when i was 19, i was seeing someone who lived miles from me, he used to come pick me up taking me back to his
i always felt it strange that the living had curtains then sleeping bags over them, one night he says i have something i want to give u a massage with, oh yes i thought till he pointed to a black & decker thing
asking what it was he replied a sander, i mean wtf , oh no, there was no way he'd get using that, had to persuade him to have a few drinks then he fell asleep, so i crept outside going to a neighbours house they gave me a lift back home
anyone had anything weird happen
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That is very freaky!
My first boyfriend after splitting up with my ex, bearing in mind I had been celebate for 3 years (not even using toys) produced a candle when I got to his place for our first night of passion. He said not to worry, but sometimes things didn't work, but not to worry as he had his candle if needs be.
I couldn't believe it and thang God that he didn't try and use it. I wonder how many women he had used it on before offering it to me?
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Sorry but I cant even come close there are some odd balls out there
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I was e-mailing a escort about a booking, and she accepted the way I thjought it might go, as there was a bit of domination involved.
I travelled a fair way to see her and we had a chat and a coffee first, and had a very frank and open discussion about life with her, when all of sudden she asked if I wanted to rape her as she was into that.
I had allready paid for a few hours booking, but we decided to not go as far as that in our role play, preety freaky really to think that this sort of booking can be accepted.
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(16-05-2011, 12:55)lolo Wrote: getting asked to sing
If a guy asked me to sing it would end up being the shortest booking ever he would run a bloody mile
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(16-05-2011, 13:06)Emily of Halifax Wrote: (16-05-2011, 12:55)lolo Wrote: getting asked to sing
If a guy asked me to sing it would end up being the shortest booking ever he would run a bloody mile
oh i never even attempted it
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Opened door to client went into lounge and he was on the news! looked at him looked at TV .both burst out laughing. too many to put down would take weeks lol
1 more .had client booked in so when phone rang thought it was him . wrong! his wife to say he suffered from blood sugar problems and she had packed a mars bar in his bag. Reminded me of Kursal Flyers song . She knows that he knows that she knows.
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Opened door to client went into lounge and he was on the news! looked at him looked at TV .both burst out laughing. too many to put down would take weeks lol
I hope it wasnt crimewatch
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