Best profile I've seen for a long, long time!

[iluvjem]

Got to love it!

"Services included:

Rocking horse
The Dolphin
Lustful Leg
the clasp
make your pussy wet
Hottest sex you could ever imagine (naturally)
cum all over your body and facial"

Wow just what everyone women wants.....

...what the hell is "The clasp"? sounds like an STD


Edit - just noticed he's actually paid for Available Today lol

[inked-princess]

oh dear, hes made himself available on cam but doesn't offer prebooked? and doesnt have just cam it?
i bet theres a hell of a lot of frustrated ladies out there lol

[Scotty_Hottie]

A vast and interesting list of available sexual experiences! Is anyone tempted to book? ;-)

[Trinity-Belle]

I think I might mail him and invite him to join this forum... what do you think girls?

[Scotty_Hottie]

We'll have to delete this thread first! :-O Tender male egos, and all that!

[Trinity-Belle]

Haha - well, yes.... I guess!

[Firefly]

Give the guy a break, just trying his best... just like all of you lot. Sure some might give similar responses to your profiles so its unfair to criticise others.

[Trinity-Belle]

To be fair... he is actually doing a pretty reasonable job!

I can assure you that his profile looked very different when I first posted this thread... now he is just starting to look like a typical male escort... when I first saw it, it looked like an add on a dating web site... so it's not quite as amusing as it was a couple of days back.

Best of luck to him, I say.

Knowing what I know about the scene though... if I were to give him any advice at all it would be to consider broadening his target audience...

[xKatieBabyx]

I wonder if he knows the only customers he has a shot with are male?

[iluvjem]

I wonder if he knows the only customers he has a shot with are male?

you dont think the ladies wont jump to the chance to have "the hottest sex imaginable"?