How not to book an escort

[Freddo]

You could go on my diet Jem. you would be larger in no time

I already am.. I flippen love Freddos!! ha ha

I think they love you to Jem xxxxxx

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You nt want money.

For 30 mins at 5 in the morning? I had my phone on silent so didn't actually get any of them!

What a twat he was Ann xxxxxxx

[SassyAnn]

By the end of the afternoon, I had had over 50 missed calls from him, about 20 texts and 5 voice mails.
I spoke to him and told him to leave me alone, so he sent me a text. I sent him one back to say I had blocked him. I had to have my phone on silent most of the day, or I would have got more annoyed and done it before. I think lack of sleep was also interfering with my cognitive processes.

[monty69]

By the end of the afternoon, I had had over 50 missed calls from him, about 20 texts and 5 voice mails.
I spoke to him and told him to leave me alone, so he sent me a text. I sent him one back to say I had blocked him. I had to have my phone on silent most of the day, or I would have got more annoyed and done it before. I think lack of sleep was also interfering with my cognitive processes.

My God Ann, that comes under the heading of Desperate and Obsessive surely! Definitely one to avoid. Like the new Avatar btw or am I just unobservant!!

[Freddo]

By the end of the afternoon, I had had over 50 missed calls from him, about 20 texts and 5 voice mails.
I spoke to him and told him to leave me alone, so he sent me a text. I sent him one back to say I had blocked him. I had to have my phone on silent most of the day, or I would have got more annoyed and done it before. I think lack of sleep was also interfering with my cognitive processes.

He must have had your number on speed dial Ann, what a idiot maybe you probably should have done it earlier

PS I think your new avatar is a WOW

[iluvjem]

Hi Jem,

Thank you for being available for fun and pleasures.
Your site's name aptly describes what one feels when
seeing your photos for the first time. Quite frankly,
I would love to marry a Lady just as hot, beautiful,
smart, slutty, and Escorting like you. Before I do,
I would more than just a little taste with you. Though
I live in the U.S. West Coast, I travel a few times a
year to England, and would like to see you when in the
UK. I am in my late twenties, athletic, and you could
say endowed (extra wide girth). From your movie page,
I can see that you are still tight with lots of room
to be burrowed over the next decades. If you were my
wife instead, you would not be tight by the time your
thirties arrived and throughout your Mature years. You
would be swinging and Escorting with thousands here in
the U.S. I will in Glasgow around mid-November, and need
to see you.


What a pity I'm already married

[tinkerbell]

oh my bloody life lol!

[DivineMissG]

why is it guys think u can take different cocks sizes if u are a different height

Hahaha! Gold!

[DivineMissG]

Subject: hello
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hi sweety,can you give pee in mouth?


Subject: tonight
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please let me know if you can be coming to pub with me tonight to fuck in the toilets. 30min GFE.

...GFE for 30 mins... In a TOILET. Umm, what?


Subject: hey..........
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yes wish to book u

Subject: Show
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Hey babe, sure you can't be tempted to a quick one before you go out? ;-)
x

...Sure I would love to see you on my night off...

Subject: offer for today
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Good morning.
I'm looking for an amazing blowjob this morning for an hour.
It would need to be at my flat near Stockwell tube station.

I'm not looking for full sex, just a bj, and probably wont last too long!!
Would you consider it for £70?

Hope to hear from you

Subject: Captivating overnight london
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I am captivating personality cascaded with true sexual handsomeness. You cascade personality and you are quite pretty too. I could cascade your vagina with semen that captivates from penis. You imitate me.

...No, I did not make that one up... I thought it nice that a true sexual handsome man would be interested in a girl that's 'quite pretty'.

[SassyAnn]

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Subject: Captivating overnight london
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I am captivating personality cascaded with true sexual handsomeness. You cascade personality and you are quite pretty too. I could cascade your vagina with semen that captivates from penis. You imitate me.

...No, I did not make that one up... I thought it nice that a true sexual handsome man would be interested in a girl that's 'quite pretty'.

That is pure genius!

[DivineMissG]

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Subject: Captivating overnight london
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I am captivating personality cascaded with true sexual handsomeness. You cascade personality and you are quite pretty too. I could cascade your vagina with semen that captivates from penis. You imitate me.

...No, I did not make that one up... I thought it nice that a true sexual handsome man would be interested in a girl that's 'quite pretty'.

That is pure genius!

I still can't figure it out... Clearly the dude needs a new Thesaurus.