What's the strangest thing you've been offered in return for services

[kinkydirtybitch]

I once had my flat painted & inbuilt sound system with music in every room in return for services which was fantastic!

[curvy crumpet]

The worse is when they say if you see them for free they will leave you an excellent review pffffft!

[kinkydirtybitch]

The worse is when they say if you see them for free they will leave you an excellent review pffffft!

I would like to think that nobody would be quite so naive to misplace their trust in this way, but realise this is most likely not the case!

[curvy crumpet]

The worse is when they say if you see them for free they will leave you an excellent review pffffft!

I would like to think that nobody would be quite so naive to misplace their trust in this way, but realise this is most likely not the case!

Unfortunately I am quite shocked on a daily basis to read how naive some of the girls can be when it comes to their services or the promises clients make them.

I have been pretty business savy since becoming an escort probably due to the fact that i became one at such a late age of 35 but I take every thing a clients says or promises they make with a pinch of salt and nobody gets anything for free

[kitana Syn]

I'm assuming quite a few of us have had that offer from a guy offering a rent free room and home cooked curry in exchange for a little adult play! I dont even like curry! If he said cheescake then i would've taken him up on his offer!

[sweetamberhoney]

once a guy tried to get to see him for " high end vitamins" telling me a beautiful upscale friend of mine saw him for a used vacuum lol

[Ana_X]

I had some wretched thing try to acquire a session in exchange for, and I quote "a wee bottle of jimmy choo!" . When I told him that the bank would not accept a deposit of said 'wee bottle of jimmy choo' he said "Aye, but y'll smell nice!". I found it even more hilarious when I discovered it was sex he was trying to barter for. I wouldn't give someone an hour of my TIME for that let alone an hour of my body!

Jesus wept.

[EliteAnnalise]

When I used to work on DirectCam, I used to get guys telling me I should see them for free because they have such a HUGE cock!

[Miss Deviant]

When I used to work on DirectCam, I used to get guys telling me I should see them for free because they have such a HUGE cock!

I get that despite Me being a Dominatrix. My response is usually; "foreskin does NOT count towards cock length - loser!"

[EliteAnnalise]

When I used to work on DirectCam, I used to get guys telling me I should see them for free because they have such a HUGE cock!

I get that despite Me being a Dominatrix. My response is usually; "foreskin does NOT count towards cock length - loser!"

And of course you've never seen a huge cock before, so it would be such a novelty and it would give you sooooooo much pleasure. How could any woman say no?