How not to book an escort

[iluvjem]

My favourite request of last week:

client: can i book you??
me: sorry spending some time with a friend, not working tonight
client: it's ok there is a chair in my room- she can sit and wait

err, i don't think so!!!!

....classy guy

[tinkerbell]

lol utter class

[SassyAnn]

How could you refuse Sophie!

[English Kate]

I think he shows a lot of consideration.

[Freddo]

I think he shows a lot of consideration.

At least he offered jems friend a chair, he could have asked if she would mind waiting outside

Some blokes are all heart

[English Kate]

I think he shows a lot of consideration.

At least he offered jems friend a chair, he could have asked if she would mind waiting outside

Some blokes are all heart

That's what I thought Freddo, lol.

[Emily of Halifax]

My favourite request of last week:

client: can i book you??
me: sorry spending some time with a friend, not working tonight
client: it's ok there is a chair in my room- she can sit and wait

err, i don't think so!!!!

Funny he assumes the friend was female I wonder if he would have had the same response if he thought it was a male

[SassyAnn]

'If you really wanted to see me, you would see me when your 8.30pm finishes, which according to my calculations will be 11.30pm.'

Schuking, fushing, mushing ....

"Yes, I believe I am going to be exhausted after my 3 hour booking. I schedule my bookings so I can give 100% to each client. I became self-employed so I could manage my own workload. If at any point I feel in need of assistance with organising my schedule, you would need to apply for the position in writing."

[English Kate]

I had some numpty call me at around 6.30pm and book me for 7.30pm for half an hour. I agreed, got changed as asked and 20 mins has passed by with no call or sign of him. I send him a ? and low and behold he calls and tells me I have the wrong number!!! He was the last person to call me and I took it from recieved messages! Why do they do this and what makes them think they won't be found out? Nutter!

[Freddo]

I had some numpty call me at around 6.30pm and book me for 7.30pm for half an hour. I agreed, got changed as asked and 20 mins has passed by with no call or sign of him. I send him a ? and low and behold he calls and tells me I have the wrong number!!! He was the last person to call me and I took it from recieved messages! Why do they do this and what makes them think they won't be found out? Nutter!

What an idiot he is, Kate. Funny some blokes are right idiots some of the things they think they can get away with are beyond belief.