How not to book an escort

[Emily of Halifax]

You could be right there Freddo

[tinkerbell]

oh my god thats terrible!

[monty69]

That was awful Emily - quite apart from anything else, what a risk if there had been a fire - doesnt even bear thinking about. I remember once a long time ago having a fling with a girl and finding out half way through that she had locked the kids outside and it had started raining! Poor bloody kids and then she started hinting that it would be good for them to have a father figure again. I was only 22 and have to say I scrammed pretty quick after that.

[Emily of Halifax]

I can just picture you doing your road runner impression down the street out of her grasp

[monty69]

You werent that far from the truth. Was a naive young man at the time. Boy have I learnt since!!

I still think of myself as naive with some things though.

[Emily of Halifax]

A bit naivity can be quite an endearing quality

[monty69]

And it can also be bloodt embarrassing as well but I do know where you are com ing from.

(wish they would get rid of the time delay between posts!)

[Emily of Halifax]

Think I have cum take the piss out of me at the minute I really am attracting them literally just got this one

Hello there...

Hope your well- love the profile.

I am emailing you something a little different from the norm!! I am an also an escort across the Yorkshire and North East region.

I am a regular attendee of parties throughout the region where I meet couples and groups and basically have alot of fun...lol...I used to attend with another escort but sadly she moved abroad ..

Its a great place to meet contacts and future business for you, I have met loads and loads of contacts over the years...you can meet singles, couples, groups.

Would that be something that might interest you? Obviously you couldnt charge to go to the parties, but the benefits will certainly outweigh!

let me know

CD
xx

Please could someone please supply me with a life cos I am starting to slowly loose the will to live with mine

[abcdef]

oh the male escort one had quite of few of those today, one being in salisbury lol

[Freddo]

I bet you was so tempted Emily, he must be a bit of a dick to think he is going to get you for free