Rough with the smooth

[feverpitch69]

I've had my fair share of escorts over the past year or two, so I thought I would share my experience and thoughts.

I had my first escort years ago when I was around 19, back in the day when I was popping pills for fun and frequenting the London rave scene...
It was one of those agency ones out of the back of the local paper, being young and stupid I just accepted any old girl the agency said was free ( though we didnt have the pure luxury of adultwork back then of course )
I ended up with a mid 20's indian asian girl, whom I fucked for the whole hour ( after it had taken me 10 minutes to get it up ) and I didnt cum ( may have had something to do with the 2 ecstacy tabs id done before hand )
my summing up of the experience was that she was cold, there was no kissing and I was literally fucking a wet hole and as much as I enjoyed it ( lol ) it did put me off bothering with the whole thing.

So.. fast forward 14 years, I'm now drug free, had a few relationships and I'm a whole lot wiser and bigger lol ( i was a scrawny fuck back then )
I stumbled across adultwork whilst trawling around on a porn journey, as I love the idea of amateur girls, real women ( not that all women on AW are 100% real )

so after wanking my way through a few pages of local sexy ladies, working out the system and looking around I decided to have myself a lady.
I have to say I was not dissapointed, she was super slim ( which i love ) and seemed to like me, I did everything I would have done with a GF, it was passionate and sexy and I still think about it now.

It wasnt another year till id moved house/town that I would treat myself again.
so scanning through the pages I went again, looking for that special lady.
I found a nice looking 18 year old ( like most men i love a fresh pussy ) local to me and arranged a meeting, she was shy but experienced enough to give me a great time, beautiful face and body, a real good fuck, only compounding that I wanted more of these lovely escort girls

now this brings me to the rough...

egged on by my new found hobby I again decided to look around for a nice girl, I love them slim, young looking and pretty, so after much searching came across a very fit blonde lady, so did the arrangements and off i went.

Firstly, on turning up ( i know everyone has to cook and eat, thats life ) the whole house stunk of cabbage and I mean stunk, almost in the realms of passing out.
anyway she was stunning but incredibly robotic in how she spoke to me and directed me to take my clothes off whilst she took the money to another room..
This wasnt sexy to me..
she got undressed and revealed a very hot body, but again, very clinical, it was then she told me to lay back, slapped on a johnny and sucked me, no passion, nothing, so once id eventually got hard I lent her back and spread her out, it was then she told me no kissing, at this point my cock nearly went instantly flacid, I'm a good looking guy, fresh breath, good body, just showered, but nope, no kissing, it had said kissing on the profile..
I fucked her hard anyway and left, with the smell of cabbage and cold clinical sex haunting any sexy thought I may have had thinking back about it lol.

this brings me neatly up to tonight.
I looked and I looked, I phoned a fair few, with no joy with the ones I wanted as they were not answering or turned off.
I fancied something oriental so went for an asian lady, the 18 year old id fucked previously had had 0 feedback and was amazing so I thought id take a punt on this 21 year old asian lady with 0 also, I mean how could i go wrong with a slim asian 21 year old, even if she was'nt all that in the face she was gonna have a cracking body..
Well, 21, my fucking arse, looked like the picture, my fucking arse.
a small chinese dwarf appeared before me, in her late 30s at least, being the english gentlemen that I am I fucked her anyway and she made far more effort than the last girl, but its one for the vault, not for the wank bank, that ones being buried behind all the fat minging one night stands ive had over the years.

so whats the point in all this, what AM I SAYING?

well I think its made me wanna not bother again, its an expensive way to find something you dont like, or possibly do. nobody in my life knows anything about all this, its not exactly gonna win me any good hearted real life girlfriends is it? lol, understanding as some of the ladies are out there.

time to knock it on the head? hmmmmmm