Found out my girlfriend is an escort...don't know what to do.

[English-Caroline]

Every one of us saw through your attention seeking nonsense.

You have provided us all with a bit of amusement, but we are bored now.

As for the Schizophrenia.... this is clearly a condition you know very little about and certainly haven't studied.
However, what is certain is that do have a personality disorder of some type.

Many of us here provide online domination via text based chat and email.... Aaahh the power of the written word.
I suppose you've had a free service from us all. My fees start at £100 for online email / distance dom.

Now it's time for you to leave ....and nobody believes for one minute that you are called Craig.
But presuming you are The Fizzyballs, then I know who you are.

You have seriously underestimated Sex Workers.