02-04-2013, 11:43
(31-03-2013, 18:23)Simon Wrote: "French kissing (at discretion) seems to be the one least likely to be delivered. Apparently it usually means "I don't kiss, but if you look like Brad Pitt, I might". Sadly the celebrity that I most closely resemble is James May.
I have only met one really enthusiastic kisser, and she was enthusiastic about everything. She snogged me as soon as I entered the room, then had my trousers down and was giving me a BJ before I had the chance to hand over the cash (which was in my trouser pocket, I didn't want to disturb her...)
I actually have a bit of a thing for James May, Simon - you wdn't be safe with me
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