need to impress

[Hicky]

I did have a friend who's made up pulling job for parties etc was to claim he was a ski instructor. he had never been on ski's in his life but he talked a damned good game.
I had another friend with a stranger made up pulling line - which was to explain he was related to Rolf Harris. I never really understood why he thought that would impress women but he did it with such panache it seemed to pay of.
Now where's my digerydoo?