Retirement

[monty69]

It was when I first started punting before the internet you had to rely on the local papers I had been to one place a few times so went back
the maid took my money and showed me into this room the lady in the room had long black hair and was wearing what only can be described as a tent canvas
It was before I became a man and would have left with or without my donation
So thought I will have a go so I tried speaking to her and that resulted in her giving me a condom
and not speaking at all after all she was reading a book and crunching a kingsize bag of boiled sweets at the same time So I gave it a go and she did not move a muscle it was horrible I still have nightmares now I cannot watch Jaws

Crikey Freddo - I reckon that has to be a worst nightmare but I cant help but chuckle at your misfortune (Sorry!)