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RE: How not to book an escort - SassyAnn - 13-08-2011

I still haven't eaten the one I bought yesterday. Not really in a sweet mood. Might go and finish off the chorizo though!!


RE: How not to book an escort - iluvjem - 13-08-2011

(13-08-2011, 00:44)SassyAnn Wrote: I still haven't eaten the one I bought yesterday. Not really in a sweet mood. Might go and finish off the chorizo though!!

I'll have it!

How could you not have eaten it! lol A freddo is my reward on the way back from going to the shop and back up my flat stairs lol Confused



RE: How not to book an escort - SassyAnn - 13-08-2011

I've never had one! I normally have chocolate cravings once every 3 months. I have a special chocolate drawer and it doesn't get used alot - but when it does, it is emptied pdq!


RE: How not to book an escort - iluvjem - 13-08-2011

I have had 2 guys in the last two days approach me about wanting to be in porn?!

First I thought must have been the same guy but nope.

So I had this guy in freechat

Theguy: hi
iluvjem: hi there
Theguy: do u do porn at all babe x
iluvjem: I have my own videos on here
Theguy: am interested in acting x do u have any links for me xx
iluvjem: what??? lol
Theguy: i know u probably busy
iluvjem: I dont understand what you're trying to ask me??!
Theguy: basically i wanna get into the porn industry x
iluvjem: ok..?
iluvjem: well thats nice but your really wasting your time here
Theguy: have u got any links for me x
Theguy leaves the room

then just got this email:

"hi do you make vids. ? i am a male looking for work if there is any? please let me know. thanks"

They all think Im some porn producer or something??? Huh


RE: How not to book an escort - SassyAnn - 13-08-2011

Your vids are obviously very professional!


RE: How not to book an escort - iluvjem - 13-08-2011

(13-08-2011, 01:36)SassyAnn Wrote: Your vids are obviously very professional!

well as long as they pay to watch them i'm not complaining! lol Big Grin




RE: How not to book an escort - SassyAnn - 13-08-2011

Since 4:49 this morning I have had 28 missed calls, 10 texts and 3 voicemails from the same guy.
I haven't listened to the vms yet, but the texts included texting me a different number to call him on, and such gems as:
04:50 Ive the money as much as it takes pls answer i come now
4:52 Pls 30 mins I come now
05:01 You nt want money
05:04 Pls come on
05:06 Why you messing me I want to pay for 30mins.
05:11 Pls ring want to come pls?


RE: How not to book an escort - abcdef - 13-08-2011

u cant knock a trier


RE: How not to book an escort - SassyAnn - 13-08-2011

You nt want money.

For 30 mins at 5 in the morning? I had my phone on silent so didn't actually get any of them!


RE: How not to book an escort - jayzee77 - 13-08-2011

I'm guessing you wouldn't be seeing someone who is that depesperate... Would put me off totally!
Doesnt sound English either, or just crap txting